hymnal

Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.

Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.

Open your hymnal to page 104 and let's all sing the hymn, "Hallelujah, Praise God."

by Ex-church chick April 30, 2009

Hymnal

Stands for hell yea my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with hymnals
Danny Devito: fuck yeah

by Fook_D'yormum November 8, 2019

Hymnal

Stands for:

Hell yea, my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with these hymnals!!!
Danny Devito: same!!!

by Fook_D'yormum November 8, 2019

White winter hymnal

When it's cold in your room and you shoot a load on your tummy-tum-tum and it's warm then it gets cold and crusty.

Dude you know it's winter when you get the first white winter hymnal

by RadDaddyTom December 10, 2018

playa from the hymalaya

a playa with skills so high, his skills could touch a women on top of the hymalayian mountains....

What up playa from the hymalayas I heard you got the digits from that stuck up rich girl, who said she would never date a playa like you.

by BobbyLove1 October 3, 2009

hymnole

the biggest thot in the thottiest of e girls. if you see her on discord beware because she os constantly thirsty for that garden snake owo. in fact she is totes going for you even if she doesn't know ya.

" did you see that e-girl? " " yeah that hoe is hymnole "

by Loyal_idiot September 25, 2019

Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.

by jdi May 10, 2004