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To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.
Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.
havisham by M. Kittens September 2, 2005
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1. an ultimate cutie who whines and act crazy sometimes but will always be there for her girlfriends.

2. an unassuming person who listens but not judge and will always try to put herself in your position

eg. "awww you're so sweet, you're really a huishan"
huishan by huishanista March 30, 2009
The best boyfriend one can ever get. Always being sweet he never lets anyone feel hurt in anyway possible. there are sometimes when he can get a bit snobby but don't fret he is one that makes dreams come true. He is always sacrificing his own happiness for others and is the most romantic guy on the planet. He's also a good kisser..
wow your boyfriend is totally goals, hes almost a havish.
havish by BlackHavoc February 21, 2015

Hurishifof 

hawr-ish-ee-fof A Russian sounding word that loosely translates to "fuck me now woman". Often used so the woman in question does not know what the man is saying.
Macy: "Don't you think that when the Republic destroyed the second Death Star that it was a little bit unwarranted? I mean, there would have been many private contractors, and innocent lives than there was the first time when they destroyed a completed one..."
Jason: "HURISHIFOF"
Macy:"What?"
Jason: "I love your nerd talk"

Abridged example
Macy: Hi
Jason: Hurishifof
Macy: ABSOLUTELY
Jason: What? How?
Macy: I read the definition on UrbanDictionary
Jason: Impressive...
Hurishifof by JoCoFoSt October 10, 2012

Miss Havisham 

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.
Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.
Miss Havisham by radicaledward February 6, 2005
Someone who pays more attention to their penis than anything else.
"Omg, he's a havish!"
havish by Factual119 April 15, 2020