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lactose inteligent 

When you know you can't handle milk, but you drink it anyway
-Huge fart-
Omg dude whyyy
I'm lactose inteligent

why you inteligent

because filipe loves her and he is thanos
why you inteligent and pretty and i love you
why you inteligent by np one April 30, 2019

IntelligentCoDFanboy 

One of the many major trolls on YouTube. This one claims to lead an "army" to "enlighten" gamers about CoD and how it is "superior" to all other games. Despite his obvious trolling, he still grasps bait easily.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: "CoD is the biggest franchise in the world. It has innovated the FPS genre and everything involved in the genre as well. Other FPS such as Battlefield, Counter Strike, Halo and GTA copied CoD. They are CoD ripoffs and are not worthy of playing. CoD on the Xbox will have the best graphics and biggest performance of every game worldwide. It will be the most successful game with the best score and the biggest fanbase."

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.
"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess
An avetard has no intelligence.
intelligence by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

IntelligentCoDFanboy 

A professional troll on YouTube who is trying to shove COD up everyone's ass and claiming that it's the future of gaming.

He's either the biggest COD fanboy in the world or is probably laughing his ass off at how much he's pissing people off on YouTube.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: Call of Duty® has ALWAYS innovated -- you would have to be a bigoted Call of Duty® hater to not see this. Call of Duty® is once again innovating with Call of Duty® Ghosts on the Xbox One™. Can you name me one game that actually has AI implemented in fish? IW has gone the extra mile with Call of Duty® Ghosts and blind haters don't want to admit it.

Me: Search for "Next Gen Technology" on YouTube and click the first result.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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