Everyman: I am going to start pumping iron to amp up my hunkaliciousness. I want Badonkahonk to love me, but being a nice guy doesn't
cut the mustard.
Six months later...
Chick: Hey,
who's that? *squints*
Oh my god. It's Everyman. He is one Spunky Yum-Yum. I want his arms around me.
Badonkahonk: Wow he's turned into a studmuffin. I never noticed before. And he's so sweet and funny. Think he'll mind if I make him my sex slave?