Humaning

To act in a way that can only be described as human.

My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.

by Tori222@comcast.net June 16, 2014

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Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.

Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”

by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018

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1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.

1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."

by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012

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