Adjective referring to a fictional anthro/furry person receiving human cock and losing all taste for their own species.
Doe girl: Fuck, I had such a human cock last night, I just am addicted to humans now!
Cat girl: Oh, you got Human'd!
Cat girl: Oh, you got Human'd!
by LittleLass September 15, 2023
Get the human'd mug.The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.
Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.
by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017
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It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"
"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"
by Olli Brier October 12, 2014
Get the Human Defibrillator mug.A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.
Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Get the human doing mug.(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
by detectivejane January 22, 2014
Get the human disaster mug.a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.
Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"
Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!
Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!
by Aphrodisia February 19, 2008
Get the human dildo mug.A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010
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