Housewife's Napkin 

A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.

Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.

Housewife's Napkin by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014

aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition of both sofi and aki's housewife, which is rose herself the housewife for both. Might aswell that this person herself has hand kink and praise kink

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example for "aki's and sofi's housewife is so nice " for more and that.

aki's and sofi's housewife by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022

Aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition for her housewives aswell, this aki's and sofi's housewife can be used for more things aswell.

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example " " aki's and sofi's Housewife had they're piano lessons today " and further more things that it can be used.

Aki's and sofi's housewife by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022

housewife spliffin 

A phrase refering to lesbian sex

My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin

housewife spliffin by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017

housewife syndrome 

When a person (man or women) decides to spend their life living off of someone else's success instead of making a life for themself.

WARNING: these people are generally good at mental manipulation and might make you feel like you are stuck, but there is always a way.

Friend 1: "Billys got such housewife syndrome, it's like he's happy that he found a way to get by and doesn't even want his own life"
Friend 2: "ya i think I'm having the same problem with my girl, and it's really bringing my life down"

housewife syndrome by Nickbb22 June 9, 2018

Housewife stalker

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym ".............."

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬

Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤

Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"

Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."

Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*

Hym "AAARGH!!"

Housewife stalker by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Housewife Shot 

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

Housewife Shot by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023