A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
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by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022
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by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022
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WARNING: these people are generally good at mental manipulation and might make you feel like you are stuck, but there is always a way.
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Friend 1: "Billys got such housewife syndrome, it's like he's happy that he found a way to get by and doesn't even want his own life"
Friend 2: "ya i think I'm having the same problem with my girl, and it's really bringing my life down"
Friend 2: "ya i think I'm having the same problem with my girl, and it's really bringing my life down"
by Nickbb22 June 9, 2018
Get the housewife syndrome mug.Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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