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Hourihan 

The act of motorboating an ass from behind. While performing a Hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one's nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff's badge or whatever you're working with). Once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. It's completely appropriate when delivering a Hourihan to a female to ring the buzzer or DATY.
Did you see the Hourihan he just pulled on the stripper? Let's just hope it's not possible to get crabs in your ball-tickler.
Hourihan by 960xxx March 15, 2015
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Hourihan 

DON'T MESS WITH !!!
Will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. Especially the women.
Oww !!! The girl I was arguing with just hit me!!

What a Hourihan!!!
Hourihan by Spud15 November 29, 2011

Hourihan 

An ugly Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings look alike. Best known for mistreating student because she can't get laid in the real world because she's a pale ugly dried up walking yeast infection with fake teeth. This walking toe fungus also views herself as intelligent even though she's a high school teacher in a run down city. This nasty bone pile also spews dry jokes from her crusty disease ridden mouth. Basically this retard is everything that's gross in a female.
Hey stop being a hourihan you ugly douche!
Hourihan by DavidCloudBurn October 20, 2017

Houlihan 

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.
The team got Houlihanned.
Houlihan by Wode September 5, 2011

Shannon O'Houlihan 

n. The alter ego of an Irish College student.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan usually appears when one is under the influence of alcohol.

-Once a Shannon appears he is known to make the person extremely loud, rude, and in some cases high.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is an absolute champion of the game of Beirut (also known as Beer Pong). He has been said to quote that he "pwn3s fools" in the college sport.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is known to enjoy many fine tasting alcoholic beverages. This includes, but is not limited to: Guiness, Smithwicks, Paps, and various Samuel Adams brews.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan can be very violent at times, use extreme caution around him.
Person 1-"Oh boy he is pretty wasted..."

Person 2-"Let's just hope he doesn't turn into a Shannon O'Houlihan."

hot lips houlihan 

act in which a man puts hot sauce on the outside of a condom, and has sex with a women, cause her pussy lips to burn.
jimmy: I gave my girl a hot lips houlihan last night.

frank: what happened to her?

jimmy: Her pussy lips started to burn...
hot lips houlihan by ect17 April 26, 2009

Hot Lips Houlihan 

latin: ferveo labia

A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
We love us some spicy food. That's why we like Hot Lips Houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. Nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns."