hotkarl

That one hot communist exchange student.
A Russian celebrity that you jerk off to.

Putin is the ultimate hotkarl

by MegaPutin March 1, 2021

Flying Hot Karl

A variation of the standard Hot Karl, which involves placing plastic wrap on someone's face and then defecating on said plastic wrap. The Flying Hot Karl involves defecating in a clear, plastic bag and then surprising the recipient by throwing/dropping the bag of feces on their head/face.

Holy shit! Ryan just gave Jason a Flying Hot Karl! Joey would be so proud.

by soggywaffle23 August 23, 2010

Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

by G-man and KG May 24, 2009

hollywood hot karl

pooping on a glass coffee table while being watched from beneath it

eeew! dont do lines offa that--its for hollywood hot karls only!

by krew du poux January 9, 2007

Hot Karl

To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.

I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004

hot karl

Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.

1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.

by Davyd R. Bard November 5, 2003