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hotelerise 

In Monopoly: The act of placing a hotel on a property.

Can be most effective when used to describe buying the hotel on a propert that previously did not have any improvements.
You: Mr Banker, can I please hotelerise Park Lane and Mayfair please?

Other players: Oh man, we're f***ed!
hotelerise by MrZoolook June 2, 2009

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne 

A school full of entitled rich kids, who failed to get in anywhere else (except Glion). Fetishes include pouring Dom P on their Hublot and Rolex watches and strutting around in Loro Piana. They're always splashing Daddy's money on Dior or Chanel for the girls and VIP tables at Java for the guys.
Have you heard of Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne students?
Yeh you don't get much more spoilt than them