hot stove 

It's baseball talk during the off season (winter). Devoted fans never stop talking about the sport, so they stand over a "hot stove" during the winter discussing transactions, managers, anything baseball related.

In today's hot stove report......

hot stove by JayeC December 6, 2006

hot stove 

The hot stove is a term used to describe all of the personnel movement in baseball. With all of the free agent signings, trades, hirings, and firings.

On the hot stove today, the Yankees acquired a new outfielder.

hot stove by Tyrannus Maximus December 8, 2005

Hot Stove 

Sitting around in a room while you do blow and bullshit with your buddies

Let's go back to Steve's house and have a Hot Stove

Hot Stove by McNutt27 November 15, 2018

Hot Stove 

Term used to describe a person who you are tempted to hook up with despite all logic and reasoning pointing to it being a poor decision. The term draws its origin to when you tell young children not to touch a hot stove but they do anyway and burn their hand. Examples include friend's sisters/brothers, co-workers/bosses, neighbors, roommates, family friend, friend's ex's, etc.

Jeff's crazy sister is a total hot stove to me. She's so hot but I know if we hooked up that it would result in a lifetime of drama.

Hot Stove by James Kellogg May 19, 2008

HOT STOVE 

A VEHICLE PURCHASE SCENARIO WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF A CUSTOMER MAKING A WARRANTY PURCHASE FOR A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

HERE COMES A HOT STOVE ABE!

HOT STOVE by CRANK RYAN September 4, 2017

Hot as a stove 

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

Hot as a stove by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Hot shovel

(Adj.) Describing a super duper ugly ass person. Basically saying someone struck them in the face with a "hot shovel"

"That chick is so nasty, she looks like she got hit in the face with a hot shovel"

Hot shovel by RazorSavage12 June 8, 2016