Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
by Doctor Dong October 13, 2004
A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
by Carl Bratannalannalusky March 31, 2005
by Joeef February 7, 2022
The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
by theslish March 7, 2010
When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
by SlopNChop January 14, 2017
A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
by J-Mama July 13, 2012
a hot-carl is when you cover your sex partners face in saran wrap, then u take a nice warm shit on their face and they get pleasure from the warmth.
by Antoin March 19, 2006