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hosiechondriac 

ˈhoʊzi’kɑndriæk
hoh-zee-kon-dree-ak

noun
A person who is so worried about being construed as shipping hosie they go out of their way to prove they're not.
Person 1: If Hosie is endgame, I fully believe that means that Satan was threatening the writers to make it so.... I actually fully believe that. If Hosie is endgame, Satan finally escaped hell

That's all there is to it, because otherwise it...it wouldn't... it just wouldn't happen

Person 2: Um what does satan have to do with it, girl?

Person 1: No idea, honestly. But when Satan escapes, the world is coming to an end. And to me, if Hosie happens in the romantic sense, the world fucking ends.

Person 2: I think you're a hosiechondriac...
hosiechondriac by hosiee May 1, 2021
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