horton high school 

horton high school is a huge modern school put overtop of some poor man's orchard, on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. The magority of freshman girls suffer from BBBS (bottle blond bitch syndrome) and wear knockoff boots and have fake Louis Vuittons...and 99% of freshman guys have yet to hit puberty.
The sophmores are divided into several categories and sub categories, since 2 feeder schools dump new students into grade 10 each year. There are hippies, skaters, druggie-skaters, druggies, wannabe skater-esque people, grubs, jocks, popular preps, preps, preps who want to be rebels,and of course the nerds.
The sophmores girls are mostly all bitches obsessed with ugly Ugg boots and being skanky and wearing american eagle. The guys are very into themselves and strut around as if they own the place.
The seniors for the most part are a group of well rounded interesting people. They have gone through the stages of Horton Development, they know who they are, what they want to be, they don't care about status and they'll let you go and smoke pot with them at lunch, if you're lucky.

Person: "whoa, horton high school fucking sucks"
Me: "Yeah, tell me something i Dont know"

horton high school by blah fuck that January 21, 2005

horton high school 

a shit hole school in greenwich, with dick head teachers,poor educaton many problems, and is filled with whores and retards.
problem 1. the teachers:
they suck and all have problems, that u will now hear
.Hawley, he needs anger managment management
.Alcoe, alcoholic crackhead who comes to class ether drunk- -or hungover
.Bartram, what isnt wrong with this duche?
.Bennett, anger problems and he hits on little girls
.Sweeney, a 70 year old saggy old woman who rubbs her ass on the students causeing them to burn off that part of there body
.Stonier, omg there is so much wrong with this guy, he has big ears, a very big nose, and his eyes are crooked, comne to thing of it hes like the green giant of the keebler elf.
and thats just some of the teachers.
problem 2 the students:
.retards, they aint actualy retarded cause if u watch them when they think no one is looking they stare at the women and if u catch them they runn away like the retard they are.
.whores, mainly the reason its called "whore"ton ic cause thats what almost all the femail students are, just a bunch of filthy whores
.preps & jocks, preps here are an embarrassment to them selves and the school, thinking they are all that but the sad truth is even the retards can beat them up.
.nerds, deffinition stays the same pretty much.
.and then there is me patrick, i aint retarded but wish i was. as are some of my friends
-now where it is located is so sad, its at the top of this shitty hill, so if u fall down it ur gunna go on a highway and get hit by a car!, its also by an apple orchard so the farmer always beats the students with his instruments of farming and on the other side is this hotel/motel thing that the teachers drag the students over too to beat them, and aside from them its completely surrounded by highways.
on the inside and out it looks like a prision but im betting jail would be better then there....even if u were raped. and for a school thats sopose to be one of the best around, and everything there for equipment is complete welfare!

i would rather benoit myself then go to horton high school
i would rather shower in shit and acid while singing along to country music with a pack of skittles up my ass then go to horton high school

horton high school by dedicated student of horton high school January 5, 2009