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Horse on me 

An unorthodox method of asking someone to shit (take a dump) on you. Horse is substituted for Shit.
Hoszie: Suck me off
Dalla: HORSE ON MY CHEST

Willie: Eat my ass
Dalla: HORSE ON ME
Horse on me by Dalla June 16, 2004

let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but

When you are about to say something you are SO SURE about you wouldn't mind a horse fucking you in the ass if you're wrong
Let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but Bruno is an UNC

Mount me and ride me like a horse 

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse 

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on 

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

Horse Meat 

Another word for steroid abuse. This term originates from UFC Heavyweight Alistair Overeem's declaration that he "doesn't take steroids;" he "eats horse meat." This statement was in the midst of many allegations of illegal steroid abuse by the fighter after he went from a lanky kick boxer to a lean 265 lb "Demolition Man."
Person 1: Did you see how big that guy was?
Person 2: It's horse meat, bro.
Horse Meat by Saltus October 11, 2012