horn billed tuba bird
One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.
Damn girl did you just fart?
No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
horn billed tuba bird by zugzuger February 13, 2026
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