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Hope Bagel 

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.
person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.
Hope Bagel by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020
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Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.
Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?
Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Hoebagel 

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.
Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed
Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

Hoebagel 

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.
Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.
Hoebagel by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009

hopebagel 

a very yummy bagel that gives you large amounts of hope.
Can also refer to someone who is adorable, a cute hopeful little bagel that you want to hug and protect
The hopebagels he baked tasted really good

awwww i love my little hopebagel so much
hopebagel by madeleine chan November 22, 2021

Hoebagel 

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels
The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.
Hoebagel by Platypussylove June 11, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020