Hooner

When you can’t say dick cause your mother/father will beat your ass

I’m gonna grab your hooner and pull it over your head

by Josh Newman April 4, 2018

Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.

My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.

by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022

Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off

Do you want a hooner?

by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019

Hooner

A music track that is renowned for being terrible but provides novelty and entertainment because its so bad that it’s actually good!

Easy geez, you heard Darius - Colourblind? ‘Yeah course mate, it’s an absolute hooner!’

by s_q15 April 14, 2022