An automobile that has severe acute
chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is
poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the
car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so
rusty,
stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his
car wrong and the paint peels.