hoof rot 

A condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. See foot fungus.

My feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot.

hoof rot by Nutsakula July 28, 2006

hoof rot 

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

hoof rot by Stuart Hepburn September 3, 2007