Hooded One 

A Hooded One is someone who wears a hood in public everyday. Pale skin, wears all black, deppressed but isn't emo about it, is usually reading, doing work or on their way to what seems like somewhere important when you see them. Usually very intelligent and shy.

Person1: Dude I always see that guy in the hood reading.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.

Hooded One by Hooded One September 7, 2006

Hooded One 

ADAM.

'He be such a Hooded One'

Hooded One by AlbertKahnstein June 24, 2018

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior 

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008