Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that
flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude,
that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol