hoochie rican Share definition Flag (n) To have olive skin, overprocessed blonde and/or red hair, dark roots, big hoop earrings and an unhealthy exposed midsection. It's time to get those roots done. You're starting to look like a hoochie rican. hoochie rican by J Hi July 1, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hoochie rican mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch