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honey daddy 

A Honey Daddy is a renaissance man, well to do- hard working gentlemen that loves the company of curvaceous ethnic honeys and doesn't mind giving an allowance to be in their company. He is not rich or wealthy, but he makes very good money, is financially sound, may have investments (a house or two), nice car and always handles his business. He will spoil the lady he's with, if he has the means to do so and is never selfish.

Known to be highly intelligent, commonly younger than 55 years, generally handsome and usually wants a discreet meeting at a nice place, like a 5 star hotel lounge for drinks or dinner, possibly frequents high end night clubs, maybe mixes business while traveling with pleasure bleisure and will invite his honey date to accompany him at his expense. He is a fan of the honey dating model of honest disclosure for mutually beneficial relationship dating through a reputable agency (ex. Tulips Envy) Not to be confused with a whack sugar daddy... this guy is evolved and his game is always tight.
My honey daddy is flying me out to Vegas to have dinner at Tao and dance the night away. I'll probably lay by the pool with a margarita while he's in meetings.

I'll pay you back tomorrow, I'm getting my allowance today. I'm going on a date at French Laundry with my honey daddy and he will take care of me.

I'm headed out to my honey daddy's corporate Christmas party, do I look ok? Its at the New York Met Museum.
honey daddy by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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Honky Doodle Dandy 

The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.
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