homophobe

People who are afraid of homo, mostly Homo sapiens.

I'm afraid of other people I think that makes me a homophobe.

by Lixie_ March 5, 2023

homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?

It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".

by JeffGannon January 4, 2012

Homophobe

Some one who hates hates their house

Example:
Guy 1: “ I hate my house”
Guy 2: “That means you’re a homophobe”

by Woowiewoow July 1, 2021

Homophobe

An individual who exhibits an irrational fear towards homosapiens, or humans as they more commonly referred to as.

My friend Jason and I went to a history museum on a class field trip and durring our tour we encountered a homosapien exhibit that featured a life-like model of a homosapien. Jason started freaking out and tried to run away and get as far away from it as possible. After he calmed down and i tried to ask why he acted the way he did, he explained to me that he was a homophobe.

by Krymxon March 5, 2020

Homophobe

Someone who has an irrational fear of houses.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna go to my house?
Homophobe: AH I’M SCARED OF HOUSES AHHHHHHHH

by Snek2684 June 23, 2021

Homophobic

The fear of homes

MOM: TINI COME HOME
SON: NO MOM IM HOMOPHOBIC
MOM: ITS OKAY I WON'T LET UNCLE GARY GET NEAR YOU
SON: NO MOM I HAVE FEAR OF HOMES
MOM: WHAT KIND OF PHOBIA IS THAT
*mom drags child to the house*
SON: NOOOO
*child fucking dies*

by KYNETIC February 9, 2022

Homophobic

The act of not supporting retardation, having common sense {normal (has a brain)}.

Bob is homophobic, he is the most normal person I've ever met and he is also very smart.

by MacHerald June 20, 2023