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homo sapiens 

The species that modern humans belong to
I'm a homo; homo sapien!
homo sapiens by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens 

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.
All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.
homo sapiens by great success April 17, 2010

Homo sapiens 

A taxonomic name of shameless beings lacking knowledge of Latin use to call themselves taking Linné's sarcasm literally.
Homo stultus: Humans (Homo sapiens) are the most populous and widespread species of primates, characterized by bipedality and large complex brains, which has allowed the development of advanced tools, culture and language.
Homo sapiens by my pon used April 26, 2021

Homo sapiens

Homo sapiens meaning wise man in latin, is commonly identified as the word 'human' in modern english
Homo sapiens of an old age tend to suffer from various sicknesses.
Homo sapiens by Fergy_Tasty October 15, 2026

Homo sapiens karenus 

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.
Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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