by seventyone November 24, 2019
Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.
Yeah, John will bring the Holy Water, I'll bring the pepsi.
Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.
Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.
by Ruski Parin September 01, 2007
Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.
I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.
by Fuersty August 14, 2007
Natural enemy of liberals. Just like stakes are a enemy of vampires or kryptonite is the enemy of superman.
The priest sprinked holy water on a woman who was a liberal slut.
Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"
Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"
by Johnny smith12 November 19, 2007
Natural enemy of liberals. Just like stakes are a enemy of vampires or kryptonite is the enemy of superman.
The priest sprinked holy water on a woman who was a liberal slut.
Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"
Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"
by Johnny smith12 November 19, 2007
When you start getting dirty thoughts about someone, or are horny in general. You need to drink holy water to become pure and chill again.
by bumblebee84 February 25, 2020
by Sister Ashley March 02, 2019