A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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Desk Holiday (DH)

A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.

Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

“Dude, want to grab a coffee, I just got a Desk Holiday!”
by Elliott G August 28, 2007
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What you do on a holiday when you are a loner loser. Basically, you do pretentious things so that you look like a normal person but deep down you know it's all fake.
Yo look! Toppo and Rocco had the weirdest and craziest holiday hingings back in Goa.
by chanzerre January 29, 2023
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One of the greatest, if not the best singer, of the 20th century.
Billie Holiday could swing like no one else.
by Colonel Hempleg August 16, 2008
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An instance in which someone experiences enjoyment on account of someone else's suffering. The expression, first used in this sense in Byron's "Childe Harold," derives from the fact that the Roman Empire frequently proclaimed work-free days on which to hold gladiatorial games. "Roman holiday" can function as a loose equivalent of the German term Schadenfreude, which also means pleasure derived from another person's misfortune.
When he had to enter rehab himself, he realized that his mockery of Rush Limbaugh's painkiller addiction ultimately amounted to nothing more than a petty Roman holiday.
by Samuel Sundquist March 11, 2008
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When you forget about presents you bought someone for Christmas. Usually occurs because gifts were bought after Christmas or in the summer when they're not as expensive
Mike: Where'd you get that new skateboard? It's June.
Jim: My mom found it in her closet. She said it was from last Christmas
Mike: She must have suffered from Holiday Amnesia
by J_F7 January 3, 2010
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A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 2, 2006
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