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hole hopping 

The act of inserting your penis from the vagina to the anus and back home to the vagina.
Goddammit Joshua, I told you to stop hole hopping! Now my ass and coochi are sore.
hole hopping by MizznewerBooty October 13, 2015

hoehopping 

When an adult human utilises their sexual prowess to convince a series of partners to let them bunk in their home *without monetary contribution* for a brief time in exchange for sexual offerings. The hoehopper will leave when their next hoe-stel 😉 arrangement has been seduced. The hoehopper uses this method to travel inexpensively, and to rack up their bodycount in the meanwhile!
Ike wants to take off for three months to do a tour, some hoehopping, and see the Rocky Mountains. He hopes to hop with snow bunnies or groupies. He's playing a tour with the band,but he told me that he isn't sleeping in a bus with 4 dudes for the next 3 months, so he is looking for some hoehopping targets.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026