hobots 

Programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be sexy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.

"I have so many hot friend requests on Myspace today, too bad they are all hobots!"

hobots by dmitry925 October 17, 2008

hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.

I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

hobos, tramps, & bums by Starchylde July 10, 2016

Hobosexual 

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

Hobosexual by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

Aluminum Hobos 

Homeless persons who show up after big outdoor football or concert events to collect empty aluminum beer cans for money.

"Man, I bet the Aluminum Hobos are gonna think it's payday after the George Thorogood concert tonight."

Aluminum Hobos by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)

The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.

hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011

Hobosexual 

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by katethegr8 February 12, 2019