hobo tan 

The toilet-shaped hickey you get when you sit on the toilet for two long.

I was on the toilet so long i got a really bad hobo tan.

hobo tan by General Ray November 17, 2021

hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)

The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.

hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011