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Ho-to-mexual

a closet homosexual who likes to frequent Mexican restaurants and bars looking for a drunk mans burrito for his man-taco.
David came to work and said he turned "Ho-to-mexual"over the weekend. David and Dusty are happy to be "Ho-to-mexuals". Will said he was clearly going to join the Ho-to-mexual club for lunch.
Ho-to-mexual by Slayerman614 August 9, 2012

ho to sleep 

apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)
ho to sleep u damn shrut!
ho to sleep i gotta work at “daminos” and sell my “marinera”!
ho to sleep by YorkMSABrozzers October 10, 2020

Need-to-ho basis 

A method of restricting information with a trick, one-night-stand, hookup, fuckbuddy, jumpoff. Information is generally limited to any of the following: first name, screenname, apartment number, STD status, and penis size.
"You've been going over his place a lot. What's his story?"
"Girl, hell if I know. He could have a wife, three kids, and five grandbabies for all I know. We on a need-to-ho basis."
Need-to-ho basis by phdiva May 29, 2013

nobodies to ho buddies

When you quickly go from relatively unknown: a nobody, to knowing mad people, and befriending easy party girls, commonly refered to as hos.
"Shit man, last week bitch wouldnt even give me the time of day, now after that party shes my best friend. We really went from nobodies to ho buddies!"
nobodies to ho buddies by Joe Kow January 6, 2010

bro-to-ho ratio 

Numerical ratio used to determine the amount of men present at a social function in comparison to the women in attendance. Ideally expressed as such: 1:2 and abbreviated as BTH.
"I kinda don't wanna go to this party it's gonna be such a sausage fest with a huge bro-to-ho ratio."

"Ya think so?"

"Yeah probably like 3:1"
bro-to-ho ratio by Saul Rosenthal January 7, 2009

Bro to Ho question 

When a Bro, asks a Ho, a serious Bro question, seeking a Ho's point of view on the matter.
Hey Sarah, I need to axe you a Bro to Ho question, what should I do about my roommate bringing infinite bitches over to the apartment EVERY DAMN NIGHT?