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Ho Ming

An Asian who strongly believes he is a gangster, will often find him roaming the streets with a bb-gun in hand.
by Arealboy September 9, 2016
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ming ho

1) something thats just downright dirrty and disgusting
2) a dirrty minging ho
1) ewwwww thats rank, totally fuckin ming ho
2) you shagged *her*?!?! but shes a ming ho!!!

and so on and so forth...
by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003
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Homing Nut

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed
Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.
by Protito July 14, 2019
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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
by B2rad May 14, 2009
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Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home
Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
by Vebond January 15, 2008
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homing

the act of not doing shit from work while at home
The boss asked me to take go over the TPS reports this weekend, and I told him to fuck off cause I was gonna be homing
by woots182 December 20, 2010
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