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hit the road jack 

Slang for get out of here

Jack is guy's name but still used on woman

You don't use people use it as much

Probably got it from the song or the show unhappily ever after
Wife: i'm getting a divorce so hit the road jack and I don't want to see you again

Husband: fine, I will leave
hit the road jack by Pockeydockey September 15, 2016

Hit The Road Jack 

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.
"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."
Hit The Road Jack by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.
Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that

Bust the load and hit the road 

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road 

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.
"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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