hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003