Hisstarded 

When someone hisses at everything you do. Even if you give them access to your pants and other areas.

"Gee why does she hiss so much?"
"she's hisstarded"

Hisstarded by LarvaXO December 12, 2018

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hightarded 

A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.

This weed's got me so hightarded, I can't even tie my shoes.

hightarded by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009

Hicktarded 

Of or pertaining to a Hicktard

When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"

Hicktarded by historionsistor May 7, 2011