hispanicking

Panic in regards to something that normally wouldn't be a reason for distress... but you're Hispanic, and that changes everything.

Examples can include:

Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad

realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.

Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.

Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform

Camila started hispanicking when she saw she was breaking curfew, was an hour away from her house and had 18 missed calls from her mom. We didn't understand the reason for panic until we drove up to her house and saw her mom waiting for her at the door armed with a chancla.

by Mr._.Cuban March 05, 2024