hispanicking 

Panic in regards to something that normally wouldn't be a reason for distress... but you're Hispanic, and that changes everything.

Examples can include:

Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad

realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.

Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.

Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform

Camila started hispanicking when she saw she was breaking curfew, was an hour away from her house and had 18 missed calls from her mom. We didn't understand the reason for panic until we drove up to her house and saw her mom waiting for her at the door armed with a chancla.

hispanicking by Mr._.Cuban March 5, 2024

hispanickenny 

Cool mutual 😼

hispanickenny is cool💪

hispanickenny by SirPirrup December 27, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012