Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!
Brother : Why not?
Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!
Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!
Brother : Why not?
Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!
Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!
by bubble28 December 23, 2008
What you do on a holiday when you are a loner loser. Basically, you do pretentious things so that you look like a normal person but deep down you know it's all fake.
by chanzerre January 29, 2023
nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange
troy: ok door hinge
nat: oh shit, here you go
troy: ok door hinge
nat: oh shit, here you go
by troymusefan April 25, 2007
by D-BUCK March 5, 2005
(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’
A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017
A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!
by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010
by sombrero stan December 13, 2005