hilux

A very large vehicle to compensate for small genitalia.

People think they are Terry-Tuff-Nuts when they drive a Hilux.

My name is Andrew, I drive a hilux and I am a poo-pirate with a small penis.

by Falcon06 November 30, 2013

Hilux

An overrated shit box that for some reason Aussies drool over. It's slow and shit, also made in Thailand.

My Hilux is puffing, my hilux went into limp mode

by Ligmaaaa March 28, 2020

Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear

On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.

by a clever ud user February 15, 2010

Toyota Hilux

A Nissan's saviour

Nissan driver: Can you get me unstuck

Toyota Hilux driver: Really again

by HILUX LOVER November 27, 2016

Toyota Hilux

Something indestructible

It’s the Toyota Hilux of laptops

by adirudi June 25, 2023

Hilux Surf

The best 3 litre 4x4 on the market, some other names include but are not limited to “Nissan Recovery Vehicles” and “rusty hunks of shit”

Out of all the blokes who drive 4x4’s the ones that drive Surfs are usually the best looking and have the largest cocks.

girl: Fuck me is that a Hilux Surf? I bet he has a massive cock

by herbhunter69 November 20, 2019

Toyota hilux

Peace of shit that usually gets towed out of the driveway due to a small puddle by a land cruiser.

I told mum I was gay so she bought me a Toyota hilux.

by Toyota Land Cruiser June 29, 2017