A very large vehicle to compensate for small genitalia.

People think they are Terry-Tuff-Nuts when they drive a Hilux.
My name is Andrew, I drive a hilux and I am a poo-pirate with a small penis.
by Falcon06 November 30, 2013
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An overrated shit box that for some reason Aussies drool over. It's slow and shit, also made in Thailand.
My Hilux is puffing, my hilux went into limp mode
by Ligmaaaa March 28, 2020
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The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear
On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.
by a clever ud user February 15, 2010
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Nissan driver: Can you get me unstuck

Toyota Hilux driver: Really again
by HILUX LOVER November 27, 2016
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The best 3 litre 4x4 on the market, some other names include but are not limited to “Nissan Recovery Vehicles” and “rusty hunks of shit”

Out of all the blokes who drive 4x4’s the ones that drive Surfs are usually the best looking and have the largest cocks.
girl: Fuck me is that a Hilux Surf? I bet he has a massive cock
by herbhunter69 November 20, 2019
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Peace of shit that usually gets towed out of the driveway due to a small puddle by a land cruiser.
I told mum I was gay so she bought me a Toyota hilux.
by Toyota Land Cruiser June 28, 2017
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An overrated shit box all the tradies have to pick up their girlfriend from high school.
For some reason aussies drool over this ute. It’s slow and shit and made in Thailand.

Just another average very large vehicle to compensate for small penis.
Hi my name is Jake and I drive a Toyota Hilux and am also a fucking sped with a tiny penis.
by Yeahtheboys11 June 5, 2020
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