The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.
With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"
"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."
"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"
"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"
"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."
"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"
"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
by doyouknowjamiechrissygallop May 15, 2020
by ludvigsion al maliki March 29, 2011
The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.
With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"
"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."
"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"
"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"
"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."
"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"
"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
by doyouknowjamiechrissygallop May 15, 2020
You better stop drinkin before u get any more hicker.
by Speedjunki December 18, 2010
The golden sticker found on every New Era hat. It is a hat sticker.(hicker). These days people love too keap there hicker.
Gangsta: Yo look at my new lid.
Nube: Um you forgot to take the sticker off your hat.
Gangsta: Nah man, you aint cool if you dont leave yo hicker on.
Nube: Um you forgot to take the sticker off your hat.
Gangsta: Nah man, you aint cool if you dont leave yo hicker on.
by Westley Nixon January 3, 2008
by hebrewhammr18 September 23, 2008
by Me myself anti November 23, 2018