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A hibb is a jerkoff who makes people he can tell what to do to do something that he cant even do because he is a lazy douchebag with a diet consisting of anything that gives you bad cholesteral and chews on a toothpick because he thinks he is a badass... But he is not nor will he ever get laid by a women or an attractive man.
Boy 1: "Wow, Coach is being a real douche today."
Boy 2: "I know, we always do stuff he can't do, like his wife"
Boy 1: "Yeah, he's such a hibb and he always will be."
Girl: "Guys! The coach is having a stroke!"
Boy 1:"He'll be a hibb in Hell as well."
hibb by Rico V April 28, 2009
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hibbie jibbies 

The "hibiby-jibies" is a phrase that means anxious/worried/(maybe) afraid.
bob: "hey fred wanna go to the haunted house this halloween?"
fred: "no way dude that place give me the hibbie jibbies"
hibbie jibbies by stephsaur;] December 30, 2010
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She is the most bubbly person in the whole world! She's not the smartest, but knows a good amount of things. She is very determined to get anything she wants and won't let anything get in her way. She's also very unique and kind!
Wow! You're being such a Hibba today!
Hibba by Hehhehehehehee June 24, 2019

katie jo hibbs 

an angelic being filled with laughter and solace. she inspires all things to be kind, just as she is, and, as you can tell, she's a bombshell in terms of physique. it has been said that her eyes are such that rulers of kingdoms want to take cannonballs in them and remain lost in the ocean of her being, her grace, for as long as they exist. she inspires hope in deserts of woe and sorrow, and she breathes life into every classroom, every neighborhood, every room or non room once and forevermore.
katie jo hibbs makes living worth breathing for at least 23 people at any given time.
katie jo hibbs by ihatezucchini December 25, 2020
A kick ass music group from the kick ass show scrubs. includes the janitor, troy the sloppy Joe guy and Randall the midget in a suit. they have only ever performed Barbara Ann which was sweet.
"Dam did you see Hibbleton on scrubs last night"

"yeah it was awesome!"
Hibbleton by i really cant say July 28, 2009

Hibbarding 

To hold something for an overly long period of time while someone is waiting for you to be done with it.
Quit Hibbarding the gravy, my Potatoes are getting cold.
Hibbarding by Ranec November 27, 2010

hibber jibber 

is what u say instead of swearing
oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber
hibber jibber by llooll May 14, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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