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hey fuck you!
a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
hey fuck you! by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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hey fuck you buddy
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
hey fuck you buddy by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005
hey nigga fuck you
When your homie backstabs you
hey nigga fuck you by ddeez nuyts November 15, 2017
Hey Yo Fuck You
Hey Yo Fuck You by Paugestick31 January 18, 2009
Hey, fuck you :)
Hey, fuck you :) by Beecher January 15, 2014
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up
I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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