by the fire the dark November 11, 2018
An amazing person with good grades and an even better personality. She's nice, smart and she'll say that she has no common sense, but she does. If you know a Hettie, then you're one of the luckiest people in the world.
by leobucko November 1, 2012
An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.
by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020
A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
by jrm21980 January 5, 2012
Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009