heterotextural
heterotextural by Jenious Jizzy January 27, 2010
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heterotextual
(adj.) term used to describe a text message or texting interchange with a person of the opposite gender
"Dude, you need to be having more heterotextual conversations. You text more guys than you do girls!"
heterotextual by Mike Blanco March 23, 2008
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Heteronextual
A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.
So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!
Heteronextual by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
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