"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.
"So
when the boy agreed, he presented him with a
photograph of the young man's fiancée at a
bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.
"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"