Bro 1: Dude, I think I got the Herp from that slutty ass 'ho last night. Bro 2: Thats kinda tight. Bro 1: Dude I got fucking lesions on my dick, how is that tight? Bro 2: It's tight.
by Miguel of the people February 20, 2009
Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!
by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010
A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.
I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.
Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.
I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.
Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.
Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.
by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. October 30, 2008
The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."
by JackBlackFrack May 3, 2005
The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".
by Gormass June 22, 2009
by Lets Fuckin Cyber February 14, 2008
Herp and Derp (male) OR Herpina and Derpina (Female).
Generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.
Like X and Y are used in math.
Herp is usually primary person and Derp secondary person.
Generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.
Like X and Y are used in math.
Herp is usually primary person and Derp secondary person.
Herp Calls Derp on cellphone.
Derp says "Hi, Herp"
Herp says "Why didn´t you come to the party man !!!".
Derp says "Sorry Mate, i am busy these days."
etc.
Derp says "Hi, Herp"
Herp says "Why didn´t you come to the party man !!!".
Derp says "Sorry Mate, i am busy these days."
etc.
by elvar8 July 26, 2012