One who low-key has some sort of STI OR STD, but keeps it on the down low and judges others when they have sex in order to feel better about themselves and their dirty dick/pussy.
Guy 1: Gina gave me some head last night!
Guy 2: Nice, is she gunna let you hit?
Girl 1: Eww Gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.
Guy 2: Really Stacy? Being a little herpecritical there. We already know that your clap is so bad it's a standing ovation. I can hear the crabs in your panties screaming "Encore, encore!"
Girl 1: *Silent*
Is an adjective used to describe a sore, bump, cut, or injury to the skin that looks grossly infected with herpes/ HPV or that looks like it can transfer herpes /HPV infection to someone.
" If you look real close at Tony's face, all of those bumps look quite herpetic."
The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.
FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"
FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"