herpebolaids

As if ebola and aids were not enough, now throw herpes into the mix. This strain of Ebolaids is commonly airborne and results in nearly instant genital warts. Anyone standing within 20 feet of one infected with Herpebolaids is liable to get the disease as well, and it is contagious almost instantly. The average time taken to die from Herpebolaids can range from a day to 3 weeks, truly a devestating disease.

"Did you hear that Jim got sick last night?"
"Yeah, heard he caught Herpebolaids"
"Herpebolaids?! he's already dead then"

by CorrosivePendragon March 17, 2016