Herpasyphalitis 

A cross between herpes and syphilis, which whores and skanks have.

that girl must have herpasyphalitis.

Herpasyphalitis by bye.felica September 1, 2013

herpasyphiliticghoneritis

The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.

dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
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dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

herpasyphiliticghoneritis by ludicruz June 21, 2010

herpasyphatitis 

A vicious, uncurable disease that consist of all forms of illness. Its’ symptoms pretain to headaches, aching limbs, stomach aches, cold and flu symptoms, blindness, sore throat, stubbed toes, unexplainable occurances such as witch craft, poltergeist, and overplumped chicken wings. Hang-nails, dry skin and non-existing edges are also related to this disease. If you fall and scrape your knee then you more than likely have Herpasyphatitis. Honestly anything unfortunate that can happen to a person is Herpasyphatitis. You lost $100.00 in a gambling activity? You now have Herpasyphatitis. If you are in these streets raw dogging all the skeezers, scalliwags and boppas you see then you HELLA got Herpasyphatitis. Deal with it playa.

“Oh you SNEEZING sneezing? Yeah mane you got Herpasyphatitis.”

herpasyphatitis by Bird3at3r23 September 26, 2018

herpacephalitis 

A terrible disease bound to kill you like cancer

I found out I have herpacephalitis today I don't know how long I have

herpacephalitis by anonymous February 5, 2023

Herpesyphilitis 

A culmination of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), such as heroes, syphilis, etc.

You slept with Shaniqua? Did she give you herpesyphilitis?

Herpesyphilitis by boozie_woozie May 5, 2022