herme

A herme is a man/woman with both penis and vagina. or (hermaphrodite)

Lets have sex.
-okay.
Omg.
-what?
You're a herme.
herme
herme
herme

by timlesbian January 4, 2007

GOG Herme

A name for someone of false royalty. Someone who shows common traits of homosexuality and tries to claim other royale members as his “lover”. The GOG part stands for Gayest Of Gays.

I can’t believe the new king of Nigeria is a GOG Herme.

by Dick&Balls420 November 29, 2021

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

Herberg Middle School

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.

You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.

by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019